Spot the Tort: When Walkin’ in Memphis, Keep Feet 10 Feet Off of Beale

memphis street tort 1When Marc Cohn sang, “Walkin’ in Memphis, walkin’ with my feet ten feet off of Beale,” he may have been giving risk avoidance advice.

Good old Memphis, streets and sidewalks tort mecca of America.

memphis street tort 2These photos were taken a couple blocks from Beale in downtown Memphis on my way to lunch from the law school.

Walk a hundred steps, spot a tort.  Walk another hundred steps, spot a tort.  And so on and so on.

This is one reason I love living here.  It is so easy to play Spot the Tort!

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Spot the Tort: Suspect Steps Make for Treacherous Dining

spot the tort shaky stepsA student snapped this photo of a food vending truck in Memphis, where a customer is perched precariously on some portable steps placing an order. The steps should be both longer and wider for stability and to avoid missteps and missed steps. On the other hand, give the vendor credit for the safety cones.

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Spot the Tort: Florida Law Firm Plays It

spot the tortDang, should have trademarked, “Spot the Tort,” the family friendly game of risk reduction.  A former student at the Florida International University College of Law sent along this amusing law firm advertisement. (Click to expand.)

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Spot the Tort: Parking Garage Hole

A first-year University of Memphis law student sent along this picture from the parking garage where most students park.  The picture came as a follow-up to our class discussion in Torts II of the use of exculpatory clauses by, among others, parking garages.

Exculpatory clauses–which invariably appear on the back of tickets customers receive when they enter a parking garage–operate to relieve negligent actors of liability. Exculpatory clauses generally will be upheld if clearly written, so long as they do not pertain to an essential public  service, such as medical care or education. Courts are split on whether parking garages qualify as essential public service within this rule.

Here the student pointed to two large holes in the concrete on one of the upper-levels where someone has attached, with small fasteners, thin sheets of metal as covers (that’s light shining from the floor below). She noted that ”part of the one hole is still exposed where someone’s foot could fall through,” but said it made her even more nervous to think that large cars were depending on the thin sheets for support.

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Spot the Tort: Why Waste Money on Concrete When You Have Spray Paint?

hole in sidewalk fixed by spray paintTaking a walk near my house in Memphis, I encountered this dangerous sidewalk condition. Note that instead of filling in the chasm, the city apparently opted to leave it be and cure the problem instead by spray-painting a thin orange warning line around it.  Since the condition has been there for a quite a while (the orange paint is very faded), it appears this was considered to be an acceptable final fix.

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Spot the Tort: Risky Stairway to Heaven

ladder riskOkay, not quite the stairway to heaven, but this long ladder could give the user a good head start. (All pics are expandable.) This picture from a University of Memphis law student makes me shudder.

Ladders are one of the most dangerous consumer products. A study published by the U.S. National Institutes of Health estimated that 2.2 million people received treatment in emergency rooms for ladder injuries during the 16-year-period from 1990-2005, an average of 136,000 cases a year.

Nearly 10% of injuries resulted in hospitalization, roughly twice that of consumer product-related injuries overall.

Other ladder injury data from the study included:

  • Men predominated over women in the percentage of injuries (76.5%).
  • Fractures were the most common type of injury (31.5%).
  • The number of ladder-related injuries increased by more than 50% from 1990 to 2005.
  • Of the cases for which locale of injury was recorded, 97.3% occurred in non-occupational settings, such as homes and farms.

Don’t underestimate the risks of ladders. Did you know that extension ladders need to be set up at a 75 and 1/2 degree angle (the “4 to 1 rule”) to minimize the risk of slipping? Here are some other ladder safety tips from the Industrial Accident Prevention Association.

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Spot the Tort: Pallete Pile-On

spot the tort palletesA University of Memphis law student snapped this shot of someone trying to move way too many wood palletes at one time in the back of a pickup truck.

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Spot the Tort: Gasoline and Fireworks–Perfect Combo (for a Torts Exam)

fireworks and gasoline“Let’s see, where should we build the dangerous fireworks retail outlet?”

“How about right here next to these dangerous gasoline pumps?”

“Perfect!”

University of Memphis law student Ella Hernandez caught this funny juxtaposition on a Florida vacation. (Click on the pic to expand and fully appreciate.)

This picture has the makings of a classic Torts exam question. Just throw in some lightning and a school bus careening out of control.

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Spot the Tort: Ladder Risk, But Not the Usual Kind

spot the tort ladderTaken in downtown Memphis, with the Pyramid building in the background.

I guess one of those little yellow flags at the end might help (and may required by law), but that ladder still looks too long to be taking a ride in such a short truck.

Wonder what’s holding it down inside the truck.  Whatever it is, leverage is working against it.

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Spot the Tort: Law Students Spot Torts, Law School Fixes Them

spot the tort dangerous drop-offIn 2010, the University of Memphis law school changed locations, moving from the main university campus to the magnificent, beautifully restored ($42 million worth) U.S. Customs House downtown on the Mississippi River.

The building is incredible, but as with any new gigantic construction project, quite a few punch-list items remained. Immediately, students started spotting and reporting dangerous premises conditions, which were forwarded to the administration.

This particular condition comprised significant drop-offs without barriers on both sides of the main entry doors.

spot the tort fixed drop-offThe administration must have agreed it was dangerous because the concrete planters were in place within two days.

Good fix! The drop-offs were not easily visible even in daylight as you can see in the second picture.

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Spot the Tort: Customers in for Shock at this Grocery Store

electrical dangerSpot the Tort isn’t just for lawyers and law students. A layperson was shocked (not literally, fortunately) to find this high-voltage electrical danger smack in the middle of an Atlanta grocery store.

Note to store: Your hidden warning on the back will not protect you from tort liability with regard to your “business invitee” customers. A business invitor has a duty to make the premises reasonably safe for invitees. Sometimes a warning may suffice, but only it if allows customers to negotiate the premises safely.

A lot of negligence questions are murky with no reliable answers, but I feel comfortable predicting that a judge or jury would consider placing these exposed high voltage cables in a place where children often wander freely presents an unreasonable risk.

electrical danger close-upIronically, getting close enough to read this warning would actually increase the risk.

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Spot the Tort: Fixing a Hole Where the Rain (and Small Children) Gets In

spot the tort hole near preschool… 50 yards from a preschool.

University of Memphis law student Leighann Ness sent this picture of a dangerous water-filled hole a stone’s throw from the Nashville preschool attended by her daughter.

Meanwhile, while awaiting corrective action, we can all rest easy that this ribbon of yellow tape will effectively protect nearby toddlers and others.

Leighann reported that her non-lawyer husband–who had attended a Torts class with her–is the one who actually spotted the problem. As I always say, Spot the Tort is a game for the whole family!

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Spot the Tort: Missing Grate Not So Great for Safety

spot the tortThanks to Duncan Young, a childhood friend from back in South Florida, for this pic of a dangerous pedestrian/jogger/pet/bike rider/car-absorbing death-trap on a Ft. Lauderdale street where the grate is missing.

As a good citizen (and police chief of a neighboring community), he reported it. The next time he drove by a new grate had been installed.

No way to know whether the quick corrective action occurred because: (1) Duncan is a police chief of a neighboring community; (2) the city has genuine concern for its citizens; or (3) the city has genuine concerns about being sued.

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Andrew J. McClurg
Andrew J. McClurg is a scholar and teacher in the areas of tort law, products liability, legal education, privacy law and firearms policy. He currently holds the Herbert Herff Chair of Excellence in Law at the University of Memphis Cecil C. Humphreys School of Law.
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