Warning: Dog Frisbee is Not a Therapeutic Device

Frisbee warningsHave a dog? How’s he feeling? If he’s down in the dumps, maybe he’d enjoy a nice outdoor session chasing a Frisbee Flexible Flying Disc for Dogs.

But don’t expect it to change his mood completely by making the common consumer mistake that a plastic disc is a therapeutic device. As the manufacturer cautions across the top in all capital letters:

THIS IS A DOG TOY … IT IS NOT A THERAPEUTIC DEVICE

Lower down it warns:

DO NOT THROW IT DIRECTLY AT YOUR DOG

Why? Because he’s like to experience feelings of rejection and anxiety and require therapy, but as they just told you, it’s not a therapeutic device.

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