Patent: “Semen Taste-Enhancement Dietary Supplement”

Ever think being a “taste-tester” might be a good way to pick up a few extra bucks? Better read the fine print before signing up.

U.S. Patent No. 6,485,773 is a patent for an invention for a “semen taste-enhancement dietary supplement.”

This invention allegedly results in a “significant improvement to the taste of the male ejaculate by reducing its generally salty and/or bitter taste while also adding a pleasant flavor that is considered by 98.5% of all customers as very enjoyable.”

Marketing testing started with 27 couples of various lifestyles, all of who reported “significant semen-taste improvement.”

The secret ingredients include freeze-dried pineapple juice, broccoli powder, celery powder, strawberry powder and banana powder.

They’re not called Legal Oddities for nothing.

— U.S. Patent No. 6,485,773, Nov. 26, 2002. Thanks to David Barman.

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