–From David Barman, Florida International University College of Law, Date of event: Fall 2002
I was studying in the Law Library one night and the place was virtually deserted. A young attractive undergrad came over and said hi and asked what I was studying. “Contracts,” I replied.
“Oh! You’re a law student!?” She said all excited. I tried to be polite and just answered “yes.”
She tried several times to start a conversation and I tried as nicely as possible to get her to leave me to my study. She then asked “Do you have a girlfriend?” I said “No.”
She asked “Why not?”
Final answer: “Because my wife won’t let me have one!” With that she said “Bye,” and left.