A defendant, probably in a divorce case, lost it when asked to state his name for the record in answer to the first question of a deposition.
The deposition started out like this:
BY MS. WATSON
Q. State your name.
A. You know it.
MR. DORSEY: Answer the question.
THE WITNESS: Five f****** years and that’s the first thing–
Things went downhill swifly after that. Above the Law has the full story and complete two-page deposition.